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The Office - The Complete Series GIVE AWAY

Time for our first ever Office Quotes Calendar Giveaway! 

All you have to do is reblog this post and follow the blog to be entered into a raffle to win the box set! 

The deadline will be Oct 7th (which is when the box set hits stores) and the winner will be announced on the next day. The only pre-requisite is that I want the blog’s total follower count to be over 10,000 followers (currently at a little over 2k) by the end of the contest (October 7th, 2014) so basically, make sure to reblog and spread the word. Send me a message once you’ve done you’re part and remember:

""You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take"

                                                -Wayne Gretzy”

                                                                 -Michael Scott

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Who else is super stoked about this new Weird Al music that’s been coming out?

maybe

someone who isn’t going to do what you asked (via guy)

Aka “me”

(Source: thirstiest)

My mom thinks I know everything about technology and then gets mad at me when I can’t help her fix her iPhone. No ma, I’m not just saying “I can’t help you.” I literally have no idea how to help you…

vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

(Source: dispora)